What to do when you don’t have ‘Hamilton’ fever

You already know “Hamilton” is in Pittsburgh. For most, it’s the hottest ticket in town. For those not on Washington’s side? You’re probably being dragged to a matinée. Don’t worry, the show is technically enjoyable.

Here’s how else you can survive the three-hour runtime:

• Grab a drink before the show: If you really wanna stick it to Hammy, grab a whiskey.
• Cast the movie in your head: I’m not sure who Hugh Jackman would play, but he’ll probably be in it!
• Count how many times ushers yell to not take pictures: They’re serious when they say no photography.

– Louis Spanos, WordWrite Communications (where everyone else loves Hamilton)