You already know “Hamilton” is in Pittsburgh. For most, it’s the hottest ticket in town. For those not on Washington’s side? You’re probably being dragged to a matinée. Don’t worry, the show is technically enjoyable.
Here’s how else you can survive the three-hour runtime:
• Grab a drink before the show: If you really wanna stick it to Hammy, grab a whiskey.
• Cast the movie in your head: I’m not sure who Hugh Jackman would play, but he’ll probably be in it!
• Count how many times ushers yell to not take pictures: They’re serious when they say no photography.
– Louis Spanos, WordWrite Communications (where everyone else loves Hamilton)